I’ve always wanted to smash a cake in my face. And not just because cake is involved, but because it just seems fun. Turns out smearing buttercream in your hair is also great moisturizer, but I’m no beauty blogger so I’ll leave that to the pro’s. I am, however, a 28 year old expert on birthdays, and by celebration laws everywhere, it’s my birthday, and I do what I want.
So naturally I smashed a cake in my face for no real reason. While also wearing a “here comes the fun” shirt since that seemed appropriate at the time. Admittedly I thought it would turn out kind of cute and fun, but in reality I ended up looking like a freaky, melting ice cream monster. Such is my life, friends, such is my life. We can’t all be graceful and cute, but at least we can all be fun.
Disclaimer: icing burns in the eyes, there’s no possible way to avoid looking like a freaky icing monster afterward, and no laws were broken in the spirit of celebrating my birthday this year.
In the meantime, we’re in Mexico City doing a little tour de tacos and sightseeing, so be sure to follow along! I may even try and get someone to put candles on something for me while we’re here, too ;)
I literally have done this every year on my birthday for 10 years now :) I figure if I ever feel too old to smash my face in a cake…. I probably need to smash my face in a cake.
Lol! That is so epic. Love your life philosophy Dani!
This is amazing.
Maybe you can find someone with a guitar to serenade you too! Hope you had a deliriously happy one!
I love that this is tHe first post of yours i’vE ever read! Happy birthday! I cant wait to see where life leads you next.
OMG – I love you even more! LOL
Carrie
http://www.wearwherewell.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY! I hope you had a fabulous day!
– Olivia Xx
WAIT! I’m 29 and I’ve never had a cake smashed into my face… this is not right, i guess i’ll have to solve this issue next bday! lmao
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Mani Piñeiro
@Blog_ManiPineiro
My birthday’s tomorrow! I hope yours is wonderful. And smashing a ckae on your face sounds like so much fun. I’m going to have to try it now.
I hope you shouted “hellllloooooo!!!!” Mrs. Doubtfire-style! Happy birthday!
Sarah
http://www.thesurznickcommonroom.com
this is genius!! i want my birthday to hurry up now!!