40 Funny White Elephant Gifts to Bring on the Laughs

Looking for a hilarious twist this holiday season? Check out our top picks for funny white elephant gifts that are guaranteed to bring on the laughter!

Funny White Elephant Gifts

Everyone loves a funny white elephant gift, and thankfully the season of gift exchange ideas is upon us! It’s a tradition for us to throw an annual game night holiday party. And we’ve started adding a white elephant gift exchange to the mix! Before we get started with the funny gift ideas, here’s how to a host a white elephant gift exchange…

How to Host a White Elephant Gift Exchange

There’s really no right or wrong way to play a white elephant gift game. You might have also heard it called “dirty santa game” or “yankee swap”. 

They’re essentially all very similar gift exchange games, and the rules can be as strict or as loose as you want them to be! Guests can bring any type of gift: family-friendly gifts, regifted gifts, funny gag gifts, or even old items from home. They’re typically lowered gifts under $20.

White Elephant Game rules —

  • Everyone brings a wrapped gift and places it in the center of the room where everyone can see
  • Players draw a random number to know when it’s their turn to pull a gift from the pile
  • The person who draws the number one will be the first to select a gift from the pile. Then, person number two will choose, and so on.
  • Person number two and every one after can either choose a gift from the pile or choose to steal an already opened gift 
  • Each gift can only be stolen 3 times. On the third steal, it’s officially claimed and can’t be in rotation any longer. 
  • You can also only steal from a single person 3 times before they’re exempt from being stolen from
  • The game continues until all the players have had a turn, the player that drew the number one now gets a chance to steal a gift back from someone else as long as the gift hasn’t already been stolen 3 times. 

Of course, there should always be an honorary best white elephant gift trophy for whoever brings the best Christmas gifts!

Funny White Elephant Gifts

1 — Funny Adult Coloring Book

Things I Want To Say At Work But Can't!: Swear Word Filled Adult Coloring Book

If you can’t say it at work, just color it with this funny Things I Can’t Say At Work coloring book.

2 — Shot Roulette

best white elephant gift- photo of a drinking roulette game

Another fun game to play during the white elephant shindig is shot rouletteIf you’re not a fan of straight liquor shot glasses (we aren’t either) then try making mini old fashioned cocktails in them instead! 

3 — Funny Kitchen Towels Gift Set

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Everyone needs kitchen towels, so why not make them funny, too?! 

4 — Circular Saw Pizza Wheel

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This circular saw pizza wheel is a hilarious and practical gift! We think anyone would trade their regular pie cutter for this version.

5 — Toilet Golf Funny White Elephant Gifts

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Also known as “potty putter,” this game of mini golf is a great alternative to traditional toilet entertainment.

6 — Holiday Spirits Calendar White Elephant Gift Box

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It’s the 12 days of booze! Customize each surprise with mini bottles of liquor or wine for this alcohol advent calendar. This is an all-around awesome gift that even doubles as a secret Santa idea!

7 — Funny Balloon Gift Idea

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Shove them all in a giant box or wrap the deflated funny balloons and have the recipient blow it up in front of everyone, without looking at the words first!

8 — Burrito Blanket Funny White Elephant Gift

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Who doesn’t need a burrito blanket?! This is the perfect blanket to roll up on a cold day.

9 — Beer Belt

photo of beer can or soda tool belt funny white elephant gift

Your gift recipient will be party-prepared with this 6 pack beer or soda belt. Also available in camo print!

 

10 — Yourinal Funny White Elephant Gift Box

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Prank your friends with this Your Urinal gift box to catch them off guard with another gift inside!

11 — Tabletop S’mores Maker

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Spice up your white elephant gift exchange with the tabletop s’mores maker. This compact and charming device brings the joy of toasting marshmallows indoors, making it a whimsical and entertaining gift choice for any gathering. It also makes for a great housewarming gift or host gift.

12 — Set of Beer Packs

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Bringing a six-pack of beer to your white elephant party? Do it with one of these 6 pack greeting cards so you can share a funny note inside.

13 — Glitter Hearts Toilet Bombs

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Uncommon Goods is a great source for unique gifts, especially for holiday gift exchanges. Add a sparkle to bathroom routines with these glitter hearts toilet bombs, a hilarious and quirky addition to white elephant gift exchanges. These whimsical toilet-cleaning tablets not only bring a touch of humor to the mundane but also make the process of maintaining a clean bathroom surprisingly entertaining.

14 — Squatty Potty

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If you haven’t heard, the squatty potty is designed to keep your body at the optimal alignment when you use the restroom. This gift may be silly, but it might actually come in handy!

 

15 — Birthie Stick Funny White Elephant Gift Box

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Get ready for the crowd to cringe in unison, and then laugh with relief! This Birthie Stick gag box is another great way to disguise your actual white elephant gift or gift card.

16 — Tipsy Tubes Secret Flasks

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Whoever receives this white elephant idea will be the life of the party next summer with these Tipsy Tube flasks!

 

17 — Raining Men Umbrella

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Cheer everyone up with this Raining Men umbrella. Bonus points if you can get the party-goers to sing the tune!

 

18 — Pizza Pocket

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Unfortunately, a pizza pocket is not exactly practical, but we can dream.

 

19 — Wine Condoms

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Practice safe drinking with wine condom bottle stoppers! These latex bottle savers serve to protect your wine from spilling and spoiling.

20 — Breakfast Sandwich Maker

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This breakfast sandwich maker will be a party hit and a morning favorite! 

21 — Too Hot to Handle Oven Mitt

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It may be a quirky oven mitt, but it will surely get people talking. We found these and alot of other hilarious oven mitts on Amazon.

22 — Silicone Wine Glass Holder

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We know a lot of people would be grateful to unwrap a silicone wine glass holder, so snag this bath time bestie and head to the party!

 

23 — Grilled Cheese Toaster

photo of a grilled cheese toaster as a white elephant gift

A warm gooey grilled cheese is always a crowd-pleaser, so gift the toaster that will make perfect grilled cheese every time.

 

24 — Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug

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Give the gift of having the last laugh. Your receiver will be able to roast their friends with any of these Shakespearean insults on their coffee mug.

 

25 — Desktop Cornhole

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Desktop cornhole is the perfect gift for a white elephant idea with coworkers!

 

26 — Printable Fortune Cookies

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This set of FREE printable fortune cookies lets you fill in the blank with your own funny fortunes!

 

27 — Beer Belly Fanny Pack

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You can carry large items in this head-turning beer belly fanny pack. We think the receiver should have to try this on in front of the group!

28 — Fishing Pole Campfire Roaster

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A “S’more to love” fishing pole campfire roaster the camping lover.

29 — Porta Potty Shot Glasses

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Inject a dose of humor with porta potty shot glasses. These miniatures drinkware replicate the iconic portable toilet, adding a playful twist to anyone’s drinking experience at an affordable price.

30 — Sassy Scented Candle

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Hopefully, the person who opens this sassy savage candle loves it as much as we do!

31 — Kind of A Big Dill Bag

I'm Kind Of A Big Dill - Pickle Pun Food Joke Humor Canvas Reusable Grocery Tote Bag - Natural

This tote is a gift in itself, but if you feel so inclined, this “kind of a big dill” tote makes a great gift bag too.

32 — Selfie Apron

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Surprise your friends with a silly custom selfie apron with your face, celebrity crush, or a pet!

33 — Baguette Slippers 

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These baguette slippers will keep feet toasty and make everyone giggle. Hooray for warm feet and belly laughs!

34 — Cash Cannon

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Bring the rain with this cash cannon Pulling the trigger releases a rainstorm of fake dollar bills! 

35 — Nicolas Cage Sequin Throw Pillow

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Bring a touch of whimsy to your white elephant exchange with a Nicolas Cage sequin throw pillow, an irresistibly quirky and hilarious choice. This reversible sequin pillow features the face of the iconic actor, Nicolas Cage, offering a fun and unexpected way to add personality to any living space.

36 — Bears vs Babies Card Game

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We’ve never played Bears vs Babies, but the description notes that it works with 2-5 players and only takes 20 minutes, so if your white elephant party is small, why not go for a round after the gift exchange for some extra fun! The winner gets to steal a gift…

 

37 — White Trash Cooking by Ernest Matthew Mickler

White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition [A Cookbook] (Jargon)

We’re not entirely sure what constitutes a white trash delicacy, but this cookbook by Ernest Matthew Milker is full of them. 

38 — Mostly Wine Tote

Primitives by Kathy Recycled Market Tote, Mostly Wine

Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t? Fill this “Mostly Wine” tote bag, with an unwrapped gift or few bottles of vino for a complete gift!

39 — From Crook to Cook by Snoop Dogg

photo of book 'From Crook to Cook' by Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg is not the first celebrity with a cookbook, but he definitely seems more fun!

40 — Build-on Brick Coffee Mugs

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Perfect for the builder or LEGO enthusiast in your group, this quirky build-on brick coffee mug brings a delightful twist to their daily caffeine fix.

More Gift Ideas

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27 Comments

  1. I just wanted to point out that having what looks like a wad of cash hanging from your rear view mirror is a really risky move. Someone who sees your car parked might try to break in to get the “money”.

  2. These are all some great gift ideas! I will have to check some of these out for Christmas this year, indeed!

  3. Did you paint those trees yourself or buy them in MULTIPLE colors? My sister and I spray painted one of our trees gold this christmas and it turned out beautifully, but it took a lot longer than expected.

    Also, I have an amazon wish list of funny gift ideas and over half of this list is on there. haha! Along with literally everything from archie mcphee.